I HAVE THE HUMAN

Subject: I HAVE THE HUMAN Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:01 pm

OK, here goes: This is I HAVE THE HUMAN game, and here are the rules:

No killing (permanatly, at least)
In order to get the human each post must end with "I have the human"

Like this:

Person A: *Grabs human and shoots Person B thru the foot* I HAVE THE HUMAN!!!
Person B: *Foot regenerates, does a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick and Person A is knocked unconscious*
Person A: You didnt say you took the human! *runs away*
Person B: *Jumps on Person A, rips them apart, runs off a cliff* I HAVE THE HUMAN!!!!!

Enjoy! :geek:

*Grabs human, runs into bushes and turns invisible* I HAVE THE HUMAN!!!!

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:02 pm

*Calls in Modern Warfare 2 Tactical Nuke and aims for the bushes. It lands* I HAVE THE HUMAN!

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:00 am

-my clone disapears and i attack you from under ground and grab the human, running- I HAVE THE HUMAN

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:16 pm

*Punches and takes human from her* I HAVE THE HUMAN

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:18 pm

-throws u off the cliff- I HAVE THE HUMAN

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:27 pm

*Calls Batman to batbarang you* I have the human...wait...Batman does! Get him!

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:30 pm

-runs after batman and tackels him and steals the human- I HAVE THE HUMAN

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:31 pm

*The human is a fake and is full of spiders and they crawl of Hintiru. The human was with Slifer the whole time in his pocket* I STILL HAVE THE HUMAN!

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:38 pm

i come from the center of the eirth and am a spider tamer (rember that show) and make them eat u, stealing the human- I HAVE THE HUMAN

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:41 pm

(Yeah cause you made a RP bout it on my forum >.>)

*Explodes with shrapnel flying and killing all the spiders and Hintiru* I have the human

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:45 pm

-uses phonix down and tackels u, stealing the human-

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:47 pm

*Goes Burst Limit (DBZ Reference) and steals human and flys away*

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:49 pm

-turns power levels over 9,000!!!!!!!!!! and makes u shit ur pants stealing the human-

Subject: Re: I HAVE THE HUMAN Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:51 pm

*Throws poo at her and takes human while disgusted* I have human.

Guest

*Sits on Slif* I HAVE THE HUMAN!

Guest

*uses Geass on Tukie* You will hand me the human. *gets the human* SO LONG, BRITTANIANS!!! i have the human :3

Guest

*Puts you in trap* I HAVE THE HUMAN!~

Guest

* shoots you in the head* I HAS human :3

Guest

*Runs after and shoots you* I HAVE THE HUMAN!

Guest

* gets out a flamethrower and burns you* I HAS HUMAN

Guest

*uses Geass on you* HAHA I HAVE THE HUMAN! *runs away and hides in the Sun*

Guest

*Takes human* You don't get the human because you didn't sayI HAVE THE HUMAN!~

Guest

Wait... Yeah, I did... O_o Oh well. You would've taken the human anyways. xD

Steals human on my weird-looking creature and flies off*

Human: A-am I dead, yet?
Me: No, not yet sir, Sorry. But would you like fries with that? 8D
Human: W-wha?

I have the human ~~

Guest

* shoots you down* I HAS human :3

Guest

*Takes human by having a jewel user take it then the jewel user gives it to me* I HAVE THE HUMAN!~